Passion Island

Exam weeks, so late for updates again. I’m such a disorganized person, I must be a pleasure sim if I’m one. Just downloaded the whole 20 part of HystericalParoxysm’s all neighborhood in one, thinking of starting another story based on the interaction of those character, must be fun! Now, present you the third crazy day!

Hunter Green: I’m curious about stages of relationship especially the woohoo stuff, don’t you?

Tara Jewel: You wanna try?

 

Hmm, they are rather fast moving as well. I thought sensible and logical Tara will behave differently. But hell, they get it on the third day of knowing each other. But at least they look happy and blissful.

Hello, Miss Crystal, good morning.

Crystal: Call me Mrs. Starr.

 Umm, I didn’t see any ring on your finger. You are not married to Heath. And your table manner sucks!

Crystal: He will marry me. He is in my palm now. And stop looking at me while I’m eating!

 She will be a lousy mother.

Hey, Heath good morning.

Heath Starr: How long am I had to live with that egomaniac jerk?

Who?

Heath: That annoying bugger named Xander Regan!

Rivalry so early?

Crystal did you notice a smelly plate just next to you? Could you please clean it up?

Crystal: Don’t disturb us; I’m admiring my future husband. He is sooo perfect!

Yeah, at least his table manners better than someone I know.

Crystal: Shut up!

I thought you guys are supposed to be upstairs! What are you two doing here again! Don’t tell me you are going to woohoo again! You are going to get pregnant, Crystal! I’ve set the risky woohoo to 55 percent!!!

Crystal: We have rights you know. I can sue you for infringing our rights to procreate!

Heath: Oh baby, you are so clever. Creator Lady, go and yell at that egomaniac and his girl, they start first!

You mean Xander and Erica? Oh my!

Erica: I’m not planning to work after marriage.

Xander: As you like baby. Hey creator lady, how would you plan our Island’s economy?

Haven’t plans yet, maybe the self sustaining one like Ann’s or follow the prosperity type.

Xander: Hmm, you are quite disorganized. Now, go away leave us alone.

 Yes, sir! Heath was right about this jerk!

So you are up, you must be rather tired. Now is evening you know.

Tara: Sorry, I overslept. Hmm, I am strangely attracted by this sweet stuff. I hate this previously.

Uh oh, don’t tell me you are pregnant.

Erica: Look at my hero, so picture perfect!

Xander: Thanks babe, I’m more interested in getting my dinner, it is night already.

And I’m more concern about my sanity. Who left the half eaten berry pie on the table to rot again?

Xander: Do you know our future prospects in life are still in limbo? Our stupid god hasn’t planned our economy system yet!

Erica: I always say she is idiotic, look what she dressed me in, green and purple! Which idiot combines these two colors together?

 I’m going to pretend I didn’t heard what they said about me. Tara that is your second helping already! You just ate desert and now you eat fattening pork chop again! I’m not going to buy a exercise machine for you if you get fat!

Tara: I’m fine, wouldn’t get fat, in my gene no fat ass.

Somehow, I’m offended by her last sentence, I have those fat ass genes.

Tyron Deary: Hey, did you know there are some cool vacation towns that our creator added in near our Island? Do you think she will let us visit it someday?

Piper Lane: I’ve heard it through the maid this morning also, she said our creator might let us honey moon there.

Hmm, should I fire the maid for her big mouth? They both look rather creepy in this lighting even after I lighten it a bit.

Hey there, did you see a stinking plate next to you? Do you mind to stop checking out Xander’s butt and pick it up for me?

Erica: Oh, you are such a bother!

How about death by flies in your near future?

Wow, what are you doing? Even if not that many people read this blog, you action is still not suitable to human’s eyes.

Plus you might kill those bushes with your urine, Tyron.

Tyron: Oh please, don’t pretend you haven’t seen this before! You peep when we bathe and even when we woohoo on the sofa!

Wait, have you woohoo on the sofa before? Why I don’t know that?

Tyron: Oops, pretend you never heard that will you?

Tara my dear, you have your own easel in your room. Why are you using Hunter’s easel?

Tara: I can feel my inspiration overcoming me now, go and bother someone else.

Fine, you look fat or maybe pregnant?

Tara: Hmm, pregnant no way. I’m pregnant with inspiration, not little sim parasites.

Piper: Why did Xander leave without taking his berry pie?

 I guess, human male and sim male is the same, sex on their mind all the time. Just take that as your supper.

Hunter: She looks nice in those jeans, but why had her butt seem to get bigger than the first day?

Hunter, a word of advices, never say what you just said in front of your girlfriend or wife unless you want to be mutilated.

Tyron: Umm, her eating style is kinda interestingly. I thought girls should eat more, how do you say… Ahh, lady like.

How, should I reply to your question? This is what you get for not knowing someone properly before jumping into the sack with them.

Live with it and learn to adore it.

Erica: Oh, my Xander, I just want you to know I love you a lot. Will you become my only one?

Xander: Are you proposing?

No, she isn’t she just asked you to become her steady boyfriend. I have a hack that allow you guys to get steady before doing any silly stuff.

Xander: Alright then. I don’t mind having her as my wife anyway. She wouldn’t be able to upstage me in any aspects, I like that.

Unlike that Tara chick, she is too smart, outshined me.

If I want to have a jerk as a mayor when I decided to play the realistic stuff later, he will be the one.

When a male sim walking towards a lady sim’s room, it could only mean one thing.

WooHoo!

Tyron: Hey, don’t compare me with other male okay? I’m a decent one. I just want a chat.

Do you think I’ll believe that?

Tyron, you should ask permission from the bed owner before attempting to lie on it.

Tyron: She is not as annoying as you.

Somehow, I felt like spawning a Tombstone of life and death and kill him with the meanest way possible.

Piper: So, you want a chat? Lets talk about movie awards!

Somehow, I can see by Tyron’s expression that he isn’t paying any attention.

Piper: I really want to watch a good movie after the end of this week. Would you like to accompany me?

Tyron: Movie? A drive in should be nice.

Hmm, I do have one of such lot in my house bin.

Erica: I’m gonna kick your ass! You won’t win; give it up, you little chicken.

Hunter: What an obnoxious lady. Wonder how can Xander stand her?

Ahh, love is blind you know.

Hah, I know they wouldn’t be chatting for long! Those crazy sims. Maybe Jade is right, ACR does make sims more slutty.

Hunter: Yeah, I’m the best! I’m the man!

Like that pose anyway. (Totally autonomous, not posed by me)

Tara: I don’t know he can be so picture perfect.

You mean his butt.

Tara: Oh, why are you so obsessed about butt!!!

Staring at the hot tub with that icon would mean only one thing with this crazy housewife wannabe.

Wow that was fast. You have a radar or telepathic ability between you two? Heath practically ran to the tub.

Crystal: We are match made in heaven.

Aspirin, anyone? To save further headache, I’m not going to show what they do in the tub.

Another lovebird in the other tub, at least this pair not that annoying. They look so blissful together, aww.

Heath: Would you like to be my steady girlfriend?

Crystal: I thought you’ll never ask! Of course yes! (mental note: next step, ring on

my finger!)

Hope no one will perceive all female as crazy about marriage as her. It would be such a shame.

Aww, look at the way Hunter gaze at Tara’s eyes!(if you can see it anyway) So sweet! By the way, they never do anything naughty, just cuddling and talking in the tub.

Wow, this is weird, maid at midnight? Must be some glitches.

Busty Maid: How could that Hunter prefer that Tara than me?

Since when she had a crush on Hunter, I have no idea. I don’t know her name, so it is just a random name I gave her.

Xander: Let me tell ya, a kiss is a powerful tool; it can melt a lady’s heart, more powerful than any sweet talks and……

Xander: It can also let you imprison their heart and soul. All just by a kiss from yours truly!

Right at this moment, I have an eerie feeling that he is possessed by the spirit of Don Lothario whom I killed off by locking him in a room with nothing but a poker table.

 

Crystal! Stop eating that! It is spoilt!

Crystal: Oh, just let me eat, I don’t care and I’m hungry!

Hope you’ll die from stomachache.

That’s it for the third day, another four days to go. I’ve decided to change the two weeks stay to only a week. They are driving me crazy with their antics.