The One In The Mirror

Good morning guys, playing poker so early in the morning?

Hunter, why are you looking at Tara Jewel like that?

Hunter Green: Nah, I just wanna make sure she didn’t cheat or something.

But you aren’t looking at her hand,you are staring at her chest, my dear!

Hunter:Emm, you notice that?

What do you think?

Hunter: Don’t tell her….

Tyron Deary:Even though I look like a handy guy who can work with mechanical stuff, i’m actually into painting you know,pretty?

Hunter: <rolled his eyes> Yeah right, focus on the game, Mr. Handy Painty

Tara Jewel: Karen, I’m not interested in listening to his boasting, may I go?

Nah, just get to know them first okay?

Hey, morning you two!

Heath Starr: Morning creator Lady! Did you think I’m totally cool wearing pyjamas? I feel hip!

Xander Regan:Pardon his craziness my lady. I think his brain is poisoned by his stupidity. Do not bother about him, as for me, I have to brush up on my knowledge!

Did he just spoke to me in weird english?

Heath Starr: You are Erica, right? I think you need a hat, your hairstyle is totally uncool!

Erica Sharp’s mental data base: Heath Starr: Delete his chance, asshole. Mission: Ignore and avoid

Xander: Now you know why I prefer reading than talking to that guy.

Crystal, hey there! So early start your painting?

Crystal Jackson: Early my ass! Its already 2 in the afternoon! You should have wake me up! Now you make me so unwifey material!

Duh,she was the one who refused to sleep early last night.

Hmm, you like knitting?

Xander: Yup, I like to improve myself, you know, being a popularity sim not just about throwing the best party. Plus I want to be the best among the best of all the guys inthe house, <winked>

Good, atleast he spoke in normal english.

Heath Starr: Uh,……. Crystal…..

Crystal Jackson: Yeah, I’m here, what do you want with me, my handsome?

Heath: Uhh…… Nothing!<Ran out of the room>

See I told you, you are too intimidating! Got to hold your cutie sweetie talk!

Crystal: I’m not intimidating! I’m not talking to you! 

 

Evening already? Good, everyone is inthe hot tub, I thought they are not going to use it.

Tyron: It will be nice if we can be friends. You know going out for shopping and movies and then…..

Tara: Haha! You are such a joker! < cursed under her breath: Bastard!>

Erica Sharp: So you also think I deserve better wardrobe? That is why I really should complain to the creator of ours. Such a bad fashion on such a beauty like me.

Heath Starr: Hey, creator lady! Look at me, down a bit. I’m not wearing any pants!

I’m going to have a headache! Crazy Sims!

Piper Lane: I’m not planning to work after married. I’m a popularity sim, I’ll stay at home,dressing up and throw the best party ever.

Heath Starr: Can you see me? Creator Lady?

Yes, what is wrong with you?

Heath Starr:Get me out of here, would you? I don’t like this dumb lady talking about what she wanna be and do when she is married. As if she will definitely get a husband! <snorts>

Tara Jewel: I hope to built cable cars for the town after I settled down. Building roads in the jungle is destructive to the environment.

Hunter Green: Yeah,I agree with you. Finally a girl with a brain.

I wonder what he means by that.

Tara: Karen, please get me out of the house where I only eat, sleep, flirt, play and moan!!

Your creator cannot be reach at the moment, please call again. I’m tired of demanding and weird sims! 

Piper: Mmm, you mouth taste so sweet and warm.

Wait! What are you two doing naked in the tub! It is just the second day!

Tyron: Oh, shut up!

Hunter: We should find somewhere to talk more on saving the environment!

Crystal:Wow, she is so fast in taking action! I can’t lose out!

Did I say this is a competition to find husband?

What! Whose butt is this????

Hunter, Tara, Crystal: Not mine!

Where’s Piper? Where’s Tyron?

Crystal: Look at Erica! She is following suit! I should grab Heath! Where is he when I need him?

Downstairs, go and make babies if you want. I’m too tired to say anything.

Piper: I have such a great fun!

Do you mind wearing your bikini first?

Piper: Umm,I gave it to Tyron as a gift <smiled coyly>

Hunter: Hey,wear your pants dude!

Crystal: Can you look at them, my silly creator? That ugly Erica get the hottest guy in the house!

I thought you like Heath…..

Erica, I’m not interested in your butt. Wear your bikini,please?

Erica: Are you jealous cause I have smooth butt?

Xander, I hope you have make the right choice…..

Piper: So, you like my bed? I sprinkled it with my perfume.

Tyron: I Love it babe!

And i want to puke!

Wow, since when he’s in your room , Crystal?

Crystal: I dragged him in. I can’t be the last one untouched! Can’t let Erica and Piper have all the fun!

You might get pregnant you know, no birth control thingy in the house.

Crystal: Better still! I can be the first one to get married if I get pregnant! Now, shoo, I want to woohoo!

Crystal: I’m good at kissing you know, my handsome!

Heath:Hmm, can’t talk….

And I thought, they will need atleast two week to get into this stage…

Finally, everyone is sleeping. So much happened in just one day, another 12 days to go. Hopefully there wouldn’t be unplanned pregnancy! I’ll be upset if everything not according to my plan!